zeldathemes
Prince Dork
My name is Jack. I am 19 years old, currently studying law in Chicago, IL. I am male and asexual panromantic. This is my home, but it is yours too- come in, take your shoes off, look around. You always welcome to talk to me about anything you need to.

I'm also kind of a mess, and I have lots of panic attacks, so I'll understand if you unfollow me a few hours after you follow me because to be honest I wouldn't follow me either.


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marilynhanson:

that’s cool i didn’t need my heart anyway……..

marilynhanson:

that’s cool i didn’t need my heart anyway……..

500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.

cumberswag:

Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing

vinegod:

How your mom knows your looking at porn. by Josh Peck

megmcmuffins:

crowley-for-king:

killedmycatatemytailor:

yaridansei19:

thederpunicorn:

Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official

Proof that God is real

I NEED IT.

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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gayjxde:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

the URL makes it so much better

shubbabang:

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consent is a hell of a thing aint it

thegreatnessideserve:

kingof-thecrossroads:

joanwatson:

There once was an angel who held a man’s hand in hell and said ‘Come.’

Only to hold that same hand in purgatory and say, ‘Go.

#and on earth the man will take the angels hand    #and whisper ‘stay’   

and his brother will roll his eyes and whisper ‘gay’